The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where bokeh I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if bokep I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or crot sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. porn In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and memek bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally bokep on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that bokep erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A bokep new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
bokep It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get bokep a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours porn complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a bokep certain kind of attention.
In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation bokep of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.
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