The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by memek a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I memek wondered if I should offer to perform memek an exorcism.
When I bokep mentioned bokep the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an bokeh ‘actrice’, bokep or bokeh sex worker.
Now, crot according to this bokeh new bokep study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance porn the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of memek decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her crot partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to crot gently sigh and porn moan than shriek porn like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their memek energy for bokeh crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central bokep Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and bokeh that women were crot prone to what bokeh they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance bokeh bokeh the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can porn you get a bloomin’ move bokeh on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out porn their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on porn observation of our nearest primate cousins – bokeh was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek crot I can understand porn the need to advertise. porn But if you’re bokeh not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.
Paris
