The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
memek When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.
Now, bokeh according crot to this new study bokeh from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of bokep ecstasy, memek the greater bokeh the chance the porn orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance memek art, memek and bokeh sex as memek genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In bokep my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners crot and crot ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new memek study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
bokeh As a woman from bokeh Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain memek kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen bokeh to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the bokep quietest.
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