The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of crot a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a bokeh woman in a nearby room porn screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most memek women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman bokep is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far bokep more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like porn the rabid super-vixen in my memek bokep Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This bokeh was the conclusion of another study porn by two researchers from bokeh the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing crot line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move bokeh on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a bokep demented hyena is if your sex crot education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained porn that her sexual yowling drowned out their bokep TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn bokep Sex At bokeh Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded porn the most likely reason women were noisy during crot sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the porn bokep quietest.

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