The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the bokeh memory of a bokeh stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake memek all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should crot offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokep sex worker.
Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms crot what most women know and porn all men dread bokep – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a bokep woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan bokeh than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. memek They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners memek and porn porn ‘manipulation’, porn and memek that women were bokep prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order bokeh to encourage their partners over bokep the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, porn only if you want to memek attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.
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