The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve bokeh long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should crot offer to perform bokep an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable bokeh French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the crot woman an ‘actrice’, memek or crot memek sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the crot ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all porn makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder memek the memek cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is bokep being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh bokep there’s sex bokep as performance art, bokeh and porn bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner memek and porn is not porn fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my porn Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female porn memek contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It memek was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, memek so they crot could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. porn This was the conclusion bokep of another study by two memek researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, porn and bokep that women were prone crot to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order crot to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the crot orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a crot bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only memek other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if crot your sex education comes bokeh from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek porn porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual crot yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you crot should be crot doing.’

Well, bokeh only if crot you want porn to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex crot – based on bokep observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that crot they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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