The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been memek haunted by the memory of a stay crot in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I porn should offer to perform an exorcism.

crot When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ bokeh (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the porn receptionist the porn next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the bokeh ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it porn all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the crot chance the orgasm bokeh is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms memek of bokep decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokeh porn and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and crot is not fearing memek for porn a fragile male memek ego, bokep she’s porn far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid bokep super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, porn crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other crot tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study bokep by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. bokep They declared that erotic memek decibels were crot all about manners crot porn and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokep and crot that women were prone to memek what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ crot in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is bokep being bokeh faked (Stock Image

It was like crot saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena bokeh is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her memek sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if crot you bokeh want to attract a crot certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – crot based on observation of our nearest crot primate cousins – was to porn alert nearby males that they were fertile memek and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a crot crot sex worker, bokep I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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