The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory bokep of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room memek screeching so loudly that I wondered crot if crot I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the porn receptionist the bokeh next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokep sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this bokep new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what crot most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, porn and memek sex as bokep genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic crot Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d porn explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving bokep their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study memek by bokep two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being bokeh faked bokeh (Stock Image
It was crot like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from porn Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as porn I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing. crot ‘
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during bokeh sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand crot the need to bokep advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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