The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake crot all memek night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
crot When I mentioned porn the ‘miaulement’ bokep (the delectable porn French word for porn caterwauling) to the memek receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokep sex worker.
Now, bokep according memek to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. bokep It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the bokeh louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you bokep can’t measure passion memek in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance crot art, porn and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s crot far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek porn like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian memek hotel.
In my porn days editing The Erotic memek Review magazine, porn female memek contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It bokep was generally on crot an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they could porn make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by bokeh two researchers from the University crot of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about memek manners and bokeh memek ‘manipulation’, crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm bokep is bokeh being bokep faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound bokep familiar, bokeh ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is porn crot if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after memek neighbours complained that crot her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokeh memek only if you want to attract crot a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy porn during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males bokep that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex bokeh worker, porn I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should bokep take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.
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