The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was bokeh kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform porn an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek crot caterwauling) to memek the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep bokep or memek sex worker.
Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being bokep bokeh faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and crot bokep is bokeh not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokep so bokeh they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of porn Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all bokeh about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as memek ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex bokeh education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.
As a woman crot from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their porn TVs: bokeh porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, porn bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex bokeh bokeh – memek based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to crot copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re bokep not, bokeh then porn men should take heed: bokep the best porn sex may just bokep be the quietest.
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