The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by porn the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled crot her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the porn louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the bokep orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women were prone to memek what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying memek this, memek bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes bokeh from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said bokep in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual bokep yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want crot to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand crot the need porn to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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