The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered bokep if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned bokep the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable bokeh French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or memek sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, memek and porn bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman memek is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male memek ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female bokeh contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the porn conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels bokep were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry memek of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound bokeh familiar, bokeh ladies?
The only crot other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 bokeh after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were memek noisy during sex – based on observation porn of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best porn sex may just be the quietest.
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